THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS ON THE RIGHT

there once was a musical troupe • a pickin' singin' folk group
they sang the mountain ballads and the folk songs of our land
they were long on musical ability • folks thought they would go far
but political incompatibility led to their downfall 

well the one on the right was on the left
and the one in the middle was on the right
and the one on the left was in the middle 
and the guy in the rear was a methodist

this musical aggregation toured the entire nation
singing the traditional ballads and the folk songs of our land 
they performed with great virtuosity and soon they were the rage
but political animosity prevailed upon the stage 

well the one on the right was on the left
and the one in the middle was on the right
and the one on the left was in the middle
and the guy in the rear burned his driver's license

well the curtain had ascended • a hush fell on the crowd
as thousands there were gathered to hear the folk songs of our land
but they took their politics seriously and that night at the concert hall
as the audience watched deliriously they had a fray for all 

well the one on the right was on the bottom
and the one in the middle was on the top
and the one on the left got a broken arm 
and the guy in the rear said "oh dear"

now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group 
don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land
just work on harmony and diction and play your banjo well
and if you have political convictions keep them to yourself  

now the one on the left works in a bank
and the one in the middle drives a truck 
the one on the right's an all-night deejay
and the guy in the rear got drafted        

                                                  jack clement